In my ready room

I assume I’m not the only one who finds this disturbing.

Question is, why stop there? Why not a carbonite coffin? Have your ashes dispersed over the sands by a Maker?

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Let’s examine this closely, shall we?

…inspired by the popular “Photon Torpedo” design seen in STAR TREK II: The Wrath of Kahn.

OK, first off, it’s “Khan”, not “Kahn”, unless Ricardo Montalbahn was a Jewish Klingon. Next, “inspired”?!! I’m holding out for the exact replica of the Photon Torpedo Exothermic Death Shroud Projectile, man!

Caskets will be available in 2008

So, let me get this straight….a casket inspired by a prop from a movie released 25 years ago…will still be another 6 months off from deployment, at least. God Bless America.

P.S. Cool Major League Baseball caskets. Because, if there is an afterlife, I want an eternity of staring at an interlocking “N” and “Y”

Caskets will be available in 2008.

this is so that in 10,000 years when your body is exhumed people will be able to look back and study just how much of a nerd you really were.

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