Smells like Dork Spirit

OK, ladies. Looking for a way to attract the attentions of a book-lover like myself? Try this perfume. Guaranteed to turn the pencil-necked heads of owl-eyed Classics majors everywhere. I’ll be honest — I don’t think I can be expected to be held accountable for my actions if I smell this on someone, so if you want avoid a tawdry night of discussion on Sir Orfeo, use it with care.

1 thought on “Smells like Dork Spirit

  1. subscription girl

    i’m seriously considering buying some. not because i want to give jess a reason to kick my butt, but because i would like to attract a higher class of dork.

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